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Okay, so my family is not the McRichies, and we barely have money for daily necessarities. So I grabbed a scissor and cut my own hair.
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When my mom came home, she flipped a couple of tables, before admitting that it’s not that bad. Considering that I cut it myself…
I’d make a fabulous hairdresser.

‘cuz I’m catman.
They’re the only friends I’ll ever need.
Right, Mr. Fluffittypuffitynomnomcutiepootie? :3
(Source: xkareine, via shell-wolter)
They just need to get their shit together and grow some balls.
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And people call me a twit? Really? Really now?
Guys, sorry to break it for you.
But this,
“Ewww!”
is not very manly. Rather, it’s… Kinda prissy. And when you say this to a girl who’s in pain because of it, it doesn’t only make you a prissy fucker. But also an asshole.
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Oh well, I’m having a friend over for a visit, so this was just a quick update while we’re being nerds. I’ll be adding prissyass guys to the blacklist laterrrr.
Oh, and who’s my ‘friend’, you ask? Well…
(Source: sceneriies, via xhitode)